The Brain-Food Diet :)
08.28.08 (3:52 pm) [edit]What is "The Brain Food Diet" you ask? Simply a new idea I am proposing as a weight-loss technique :) I am not 100% percent sure what other lurking variables may (or may not) have contributed to my own personal weight-loss during the approximate 14-day period when I tried this technique myself, although I can assure you that I lost as many as 10 (count ‘em 10) pounds during said 14-day period :) "How does The Brain Food Diet work?" you ask? Simply repeat to yourself over and over again "Every day, in every way, I am getting thinner and thinner" ; repeat this to yourself over and over again for a gradually increasing number of times each day :) My theory is that the neural activity involved in repeating this mantra to yourself causes you to psychosomatically lose weight :) The Brain Food Diet may not work for you as well as it has worked for me, but it sure is worth the old college try, right? (Disclaimer: This is an entirely fictitious pile of crap on my part, and you're an incredibly gullible dumbass if you actually bought it, muah hah haah ! ! !)
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08.28.08 (9:43 am) [edit]Miss Romper is watching you Her spyware can see you now Each word that you read or use Each image your screen displays Each cent in your bank account Each purchase and each ammount Each thing that you cyberdo Miss Romper is watching you
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08.27.08 (10:18 pm) [edit]
I am Mona Loser, muah hah haah, and today I feel like talking about how Frappy the Bionic Unicorn sure is a lame-ass piss-ant on skunk-shxt who sucks even worse than Irving the Talking Hypercube. Here are the facts:
1. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn actually listens to that vast audiosewer known as country-western music.
2. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn scornfully gives Monopoly-money to homeless people begging on the street.
3. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn wipes his bum with flags and Bibles.
4. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is a tree-hugging veggiesexual.
5. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn has the nerve to put hieroglyphics in my alphabet soup when I’m not looking.
6. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn pretends to be Steve Jobs in chatrooms.
7. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is an undercover-agent of the Chihuahua Axis Of Evil, the sworn enemies of Teddy the Ninja Cat.
8. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn does the Macarena naked in front of the mirror.
9. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn has all episodes of the dumb, goofy Lawrence Welk Show memorized.
10. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn drinks the cerebrospinal fluid of giraffes.
Anyhow, that should suffice. Any reader without brain-damage should grasp the concept of what a skunk’s vaginal juice wad Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is by this point.
So until next time, this is Mona Loser saying: Miss Romper tap-dances in elevators and throws paper-airplanes at funerals, muah hah haah ! ! !
Mona Loser
08.25.08 (9:02 pm) [edit]
I am Mona Loser, and I am one of the meanest, rudest freakin' bitches in all of Cyberspace. We blogroaches rule and all you nice people suck, muah hah hah ! ! !
All you nice people are such pussies, and you cry so easily. I LOVE IT MUAH HAH HAH HAAAAH ! ! !
I'm a rip-roarin' raunchy nasty insulting bitch, and if you don't like it you can go dildo yourself up your pelvic freakin' consent-hole, muah hah hah ! ! !
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08.25.08 (8:53 pm) [edit]Irving the Talking Hypercube is a bad online-community-member. He farted.