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08.27.08 (10:18 pm)   [edit]
I am Mona Loser, muah hah haah, and today I feel like talking about how Frappy the Bionic Unicorn sure is a lame-ass piss-ant on skunk-shxt who sucks even worse than Irving the Talking Hypercube. Here are the facts: 1. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn actually listens to that vast audiosewer known as country-western music. 2. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn scornfully gives Monopoly-money to homeless people begging on the street. 3. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn wipes his bum with flags and Bibles. 4. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is a tree-hugging veggiesexual. 5. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn has the nerve to put hieroglyphics in my alphabet soup when I’m not looking. 6. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn pretends to be Steve Jobs in chatrooms. 7. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is an undercover-agent of the Chihuahua Axis Of Evil, the sworn enemies of Teddy the Ninja Cat. 8. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn does the Macarena naked in front of the mirror. 9. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn has all episodes of the dumb, goofy Lawrence Welk Show memorized. 10. Frappy the Bionic Unicorn drinks the cerebrospinal fluid of giraffes. Anyhow, that should suffice. Any reader without brain-damage should grasp the concept of what a skunk’s vaginal juice wad Frappy the Bionic Unicorn is by this point. So until next time, this is Mona Loser saying: Miss Romper tap-dances in elevators and throws paper-airplanes at funerals, muah hah haah ! ! !