The Brain-Food Diet :)

The Brain-Food Diet :)

08.28.08 (3:52 pm)   [edit]
What is "The Brain Food Diet" you ask? Simply a new idea I am proposing as a weight-loss technique :) I am not 100% percent sure what other lurking variables may (or may not) have contributed to my own personal weight-loss during the approximate 14-day period when I tried this technique myself, although I can assure you that I lost as many as 10 (count ‘em 10) pounds during said 14-day period :) "How does The Brain Food Diet work?" you ask? Simply repeat to yourself over and over again "Every day, in every way, I am getting thinner and thinner" ; repeat this to yourself over and over again for a gradually increasing number of times each day :) My theory is that the neural activity involved in repeating this mantra to yourself causes you to psychosomatically lose weight :) The Brain Food Diet may not work for you as well as it has worked for me, but it sure is worth the old college try, right? (Disclaimer: This is an entirely fictitious pile of crap on my part, and you're an incredibly gullible dumbass if you actually bought it, muah hah haah ! ! !)